Robin fell in love with me Sophomore year, I know this because every time I talked to him he would run up and attack. I can't say I blame him, but the last few years I've had to put him in his place. One time in math class, I was sitting in my usual spot in the front of class because I was the good student and Robin came in so excited to see me that I had to barricade myself with chairs to keep him away from me.
This really isn't expected from Robin, but Mrs. White would back me up on this. Robin started to get obsessed, he'd write me love letters, tried to do my homework which I gave in because I mean hey, and he followed me to every class. One time Zara told Robin he was going too far. Let me tell you the story when Robin crossed the line. We were all studying for finals last year, and Robin came into my class room and tried to distract me. I told him I need to focus, and he used the excuse for me to tutor him. Of course since i'm so nice I agreed, but then he started telling me he was in love with me and he wanted to get married and all this weird stuff! so I jumped in a box and he tried jumping in a box too!
I look happy about this, but trust me I wasn't! I said Robin, I only think of you as a friend you have to get over me! He told me that he just can't let go. German was extremely awkward, we had to pretend like none of this was actually happening, but Mr. Shramke started to catch on and asked questions. Robin would just cross lines trying to flirt with me! Robin is a little flirt, this is the real Robin!
I had to sing him the song "Why You so Obsessed With Me" by beyonce. He even told me he has a shrine of me in his closet with some of these pictures.
I'm Robin's obsession! Now all these things are true he's going to try to tell you I did these things, but he is a liar! On a good note, Robin is probably one of the coolest guys I know. You really couldn't ask for a better guy, he's quirky, smart, funny, and a little awkward. He's also the most understanding and non-judgemental person I know, he has such a big personality and a even bigger heart. I do love Robin even though he's a psycho!!
Wow. just. wow.
ReplyDeleteThis is probably the best thing I've read since we got assigned this project, so props for that. This literally made me laugh so hard at both of you<3
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA the part when you were talking about jumping in the box literally made me lol. Mom was just like "what are you laughing at?!" But she wouldn't get it.
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